How do we regain the masculine spirit in our houses of worship?

If you insist on attending apostate buildings of rock music and sissies, I'll suggest that they hire pro-wrestlers as aisle monitors. Whenever any start to doze, or text, the monitor would haul them bodily out of the pew, bytch slap them a few times, then throw them back. Sort of like The Jerry Springer Show comes to Podunk.